Speaking of orgasms, did you know…

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

If you broke wind consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas would be produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig)

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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I’m still not over the pig.)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes… lucky pig. Can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of the ocean?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life, or maybe a piglion.)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmm, definitely true in my case — my grandfather, Popsie, said I was inoculated with a gramophone. And if you don’t know what that is, dear reader, then you must belong to Generation Y.)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing, but why would they want to anyway?)

A cat’s urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

………..and I STILL cannot forget about that PIG !!

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8 responses to “Speaking of orgasms, did you know…

  1. Bay Finn Girl

    I think you should add a new tag to this one called “laughter”…..it made me chuckle, Miss Piggy!

  2. canadianchristine

    Done, Bay Finn Broad — oops, I mean “Girl”. I’ll have to do more of these “Restricted” posts; my “hits” are shooting up.

  3. I never thought I’d ever want to be a pig. 30 minutes. Lucky pigs.
    Very funny post!

  4. canadianchristine

    Thank you for stopping by and for commenting, Taj. Ain’t it the truth though — all along we thought it was the ducks who were lucky!

  5. Okay, I laughed and laughed. So you think you want to be a pig?

  6. Absolutely, Karen, in my next life. Unless o/c I have already been a pig in a past life and therefore I know of what I speak 🙂

  7. Bless you for the laugh. And the very important information about the pig!

    My H1N1 vaccination was NOT orgasmic either. My “nurse” however, was wearing a name tag that said, “Honey.” She did not sterilize her hands after vaccinating the previous person, so I asked her to do so (ever-so nicely). She begrudgingly did a piss-poor job. Then I asked for a bandage (perish the thought). She slapped the thing on me (above the injection site, I discovered later). Nurse “Honey.” I kid you not.

    Thirty minutes? Really?

    • You betcha ! Sounds gruesome. My nurse was @ a table labeled “pregnant”. So I told her wasn’t but if she gave me the injection, would I be? 🙂 Well, 30 minutes is what ‘they’ say and by all tails, pigs look pretty happy, no? ;/

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