Bartender, there’s cucumber in my gin

How odd am i?

She clicked her tongue and shook her bum
and said how odd am I

I like chartreuse, I don’t chew gum
and I tell jokes to the sky

But still I fall in love, I dream at night
and I like a good time — wink, wink

Yet still, I’d rather be odd than right
which is why Hendrick’s is the gin that I drink.

Source: http://www.hendricks.com