A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of fuel.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and make such an obvious error, he replied, “Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.”
(And you thought I didn’t have De Gaulle to pass this on.) Well, I figured I had nothing Toulouse.
Thanks to Richard for this joke. Richard and his beautiful wife Gigi run an impeccable B & B called Mountain Nirvana near Mt-Tremblant, Québec in case you’re ever in our neck of the woods in search for some R & R. Tell them, Muse Crossing sent you.