Just because we’re all a little Irish at this time of year

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he can buy him a drink. “Why of course,” comes the reply. The first man then asks: “Where are you from?” “I’m from Ireland,” replies the second man.

The first man responds: “You don’t say, I’m from Ireland, too! Let’s have another round to Ireland.” “Of Course,” replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks: “Where in Ireland are you from?” “Dublin,” comes the reply.

“I can’t believe it,” says the first man. “I’m from Dublin too! Let’s have another drink to Dublin.”

“Of course,” replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: “What school did you go to?” “Saint Mary’s,” replies the second man. “I graduated in ’62.”

“This is unbelievable!” the first man says. “I went to Saint Mary’s and I graduated in ’62, too!”

About that time, in comes one of the regulars. “What’s been going on?” he asks the bartender. “Nothing much,” replies the bartender. “The O’Malley twins are drunk again.”

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2 responses to “Just because we’re all a little Irish at this time of year

  1. An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold on to a blade of grass and not fall off of the face of the earth.

  2. First time on your site…thanks for visiting mine. I loved the early morning humor…

    Cute post..

    Dorothy from grammology
    remember to call gram
    http://www.grammology.com

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