When a bear plays poker in the woods

Two people were walking through the woods, discussing poker games they had played against bears.

The first was famous for beating black bears at Texas hold ’em. The other had gained a reputation for winning games of blackjack against brown bears. But neither had ever beaten a grizzly.

Eventually, the first person decided that he had to cheat. The second offered to help, but the first person refused. He said, “This is my bear to cross.”

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